Don't you just hate it...
you see a box of cookies and a bag of apples
but you decide, "I'll eat right today, I have the apple plz".
You wash it so it's nice and shiny like in the movies and you're very happy.
then you go in for a bite, expecting delicious apple...
ONLY TO BE DOUBLE CROSSED BY ROTTEN MUSH!!!..
MORAL: JUST EAT THE DAMNED COOKIE