cerd (cerd) wrote,
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Being fat is a hard job




Don't you just hate it...

you see a box of cookies and a bag of apples

but you decide, "I'll eat right today, I have the apple plz".

You wash it so it's nice and shiny like in the movies and you're very happy.

then you go in for a bite, expecting delicious apple...



ONLY TO BE DOUBLE CROSSED BY ROTTEN MUSH!!!..


MORAL: JUST EAT THE DAMNED COOKIE
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oh don't worry my friend, i never reach for that apple.